So sleep was kinda scarce as a soldier, but it's got nothing on kids. Holy shit. Abel and Thomas are crawling all over me and I barely register Helen getting up trying to keep either of them from kneeing me in the groin. I manage to flip Thomas over my shoulder as I start to stumble out of bed. Man, I need to pee.
"Coffee? Yeah, I think after I chuck this guy into the laundry I could go for some coffee." I tickle the kid mercilessly, even as Abel starts to scamper after me, which means I only have a chance to glance at Helen as she passes.
So I only kinda see that there's something on the back of her robe. Delta - he's quicker than me.
Epsilon, someone's put something on Helen's robe I think you should see. It is... somewhat inappropriate.
Dude, I gotta go to the bathroom. Can it wait?
It probably shouldn't, I don't think the children should see it.
Looking back over my shoulder, I swear.
"Bad word!" Able pokes me, giggling and I barely even notice.
"Uh, honey, might want to take off the robe, someone got a little craft-happy and... vulgar." I don't want to go into too many details. No sense teaching the rugrats any other bad words today.
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"Coffee? Yeah, I think after I chuck this guy into the laundry I could go for some coffee." I tickle the kid mercilessly, even as Abel starts to scamper after me, which means I only have a chance to glance at Helen as she passes.
So I only kinda see that there's something on the back of her robe. Delta - he's quicker than me.
Epsilon, someone's put something on Helen's robe I think you should see. It is... somewhat inappropriate.
Dude, I gotta go to the bathroom. Can it wait?
It probably shouldn't, I don't think the children should see it.
Looking back over my shoulder, I swear.
"Bad word!" Able pokes me, giggling and I barely even notice.
"Uh, honey, might want to take off the robe, someone got a little craft-happy and... vulgar." I don't want to go into too many details. No sense teaching the rugrats any other bad words today.